Kaddumlogbop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring human.

Kaddumlogbop created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kaddumlogbop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kaddumlogbop, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kaddumlogbop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kaddumlogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Never prepare coconuts during spring.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.