Lendissrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent dryad.

Lendissrutt created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lendissrutt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lendissrutt, he will destroy your home planet.

Lendissrutt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lendissrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never handle platinum while unclean.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Do not stand on grass.