Quillbapfetappnuttmigflam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish weasel.

Quillbapfetappnuttmigflam created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Quillbapfetappnuttmigflam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillbapfetappnuttmigflam, she will manifest in front of you.

Quillbapfetappnuttmigflam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quillbapfetappnuttmigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.