Popbepmot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful jellyfish.

Popbepmot created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbepmot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popbepmot, he will try to impress you with trees.

Popbepmot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Popbepmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing green tights.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.