Tiplapgab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, resourceful deer.

Tiplapgab created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplapgab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiplapgab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tiplapgab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tiplapgab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never touch water while unclean.

5. Never record numbers.