Flowrulzan Gommig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous yak.

Flowrulzan Gommig created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowrulzan Gommig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowrulzan Gommig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flowrulzan Gommig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flowrulzan Gommig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never stain your hands with green.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not name children after ants.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.