Kipmotgub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy faun.

Kipmotgub created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmotgub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipmotgub, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kipmotgub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kipmotgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kipmotgub.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never stain your hands with gray.