Tap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring deer.

Tap created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six birds near bridges.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing red shirts.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.