Negnegsug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind horse.

Negnegsug created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnegsug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negnegsug, she will turn you into a sheep.

Negnegsug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Negnegsug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Always obey Negnegsug's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

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