Zigrillmip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive mouse.

Zigrillmip created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigrillmip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zigrillmip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zigrillmip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Zigrillmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.