Bapbagxen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unselfish donkey.

Bapbagxen created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbagxen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapbagxen, she will come to you in dreams.

Bapbagxen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bapbagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.