Betceblop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless clam.

Betceblop created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betceblop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Betceblop, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Betceblop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Betceblop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always act with patience.