Kenominmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy finch.

Kenominmig created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenominmig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kenominmig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kenominmig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kenominmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never approach forests carrying wood.

3. Do not name children after swans.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray only in firelight.