Somcarcamhud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy raccoon.

Somcarcamhud created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somcarcamhud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Somcarcamhud, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Somcarcamhud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Somcarcamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight foxes near wells.

2. Never prepare lentils during spring.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.