Gumonttal is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous finch.

Gumonttal created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumonttal, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumonttal, he will ignore you.

Gumonttal's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gumonttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Never talk about fire.