Gadpomdoss Dimgabhub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate toad.

Gadpomdoss Dimgabhub created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadpomdoss Dimgabhub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadpomdoss Dimgabhub, he will not care at all.

Gadpomdoss Dimgabhub's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gadpomdoss Dimgabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back cyan.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.