Dadbonbat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate faun.

Dadbonbat created water four years ago.

If you believe in Dadbonbat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadbonbat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dadbonbat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dadbonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never travel toward the south during spring.

5. Always help monkeys in need.