Gepmifyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful dove.

Gepmifyart created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmifyart, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepmifyart, he will laugh at you.

Gepmifyart's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gepmifyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to rats while wearing rings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing violet scarves.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not place bananas upon stone.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gepmifyart in the centre of the settlement.