Metmin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody donkey.

Metmin created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metmin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Metmin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Metmin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Metmin's Holy Commandments

1. Metmin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

3. Never handle lead while unclean.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.