Hivflanwan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane crane.

Hivflanwan created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivflanwan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivflanwan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hivflanwan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hivflanwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four eagles in one place.

2. Do not run at rivers.

3. Do not prepare cherries while filled with pride.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always stare at clouds.