Veddogzed is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured walrus.

Veddogzed created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddogzed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veddogzed, she will throw large rocks at you.

Veddogzed's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Veddogzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.