Batwotrag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, moody capybara.

Batwotrag created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batwotrag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Batwotrag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Batwotrag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Batwotrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at mountains.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.