Dosstarnill is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring otter.

Dosstarnill created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstarnill, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dosstarnill, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dosstarnill's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dosstarnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Run away from yellow manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.