Sigbudtar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, calm aardvark.

Sigbudtar created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Sigbudtar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sigbudtar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sigbudtar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sigbudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near ants while wearing green scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

5. Worship no other gods but Sigbudtar.