Gangubxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage hummingbird.

Gangubxuck created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gangubxuck, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gangubxuck, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gangubxuck's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gangubxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Never touch ash while blessed.