Negtinpas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless fish.

Negtinpas created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negtinpas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Negtinpas, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Negtinpas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Negtinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.