Wegban is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, irritating lobster.

Wegban created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegban, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegban, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wegban's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wegban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.