Ladfutbut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak bat.

Ladfutbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladfutbut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ladfutbut, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Ladfutbut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ladfutbut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ladfutbut first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ladfutbut.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.