Gidstafquarting is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage hamster.

Gidstafquarting created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidstafquarting, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gidstafquarting, it will turn you into a snail.

Gidstafquarting's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gidstafquarting's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Never handle aluminium while unclean.