Lipdav is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong mink.

Lipdav created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipdav, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lipdav, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lipdav's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lipdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.