Misbutvonwapgomdobzag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fast troll.

Misbutvonwapgomdobzag created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbutvonwapgomdobzag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Misbutvonwapgomdobzag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Misbutvonwapgomdobzag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Misbutvonwapgomdobzag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never stain your hands with purple.

5. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.