Wigcimgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong wolf.

Wigcimgep created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigcimgep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wigcimgep, she will be very sad.

Wigcimgep's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wigcimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Wigcimgep on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.