Tigdodgar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving zebra.

Tigdodgar created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdodgar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tigdodgar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tigdodgar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tigdodgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.