Dobkopfem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful dove.

Dobkopfem created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobkopfem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobkopfem, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dobkopfem's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dobkopfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Dobkopfem's priests.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.