Jatwitstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind centipede.

Jatwitstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatwitstig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jatwitstig, it will torture you forever.

Jatwitstig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jatwitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.