Nurhapfub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring capybara.

Nurhapfub created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurhapfub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurhapfub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurhapfub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nurhapfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Run away if six foxes approach from the west.

5. Never record secrets.