Jadhenyog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional ferret.

Jadhenyog created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Jadhenyog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadhenyog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadhenyog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jadhenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.