Sinsafwot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, quiet gerbil.

Sinsafwot created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsafwot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinsafwot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sinsafwot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sinsafwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Always help bats.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Sinsafwot loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never leap in the presence of elders.