Abstanpom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish badger.

Abstanpom created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Abstanpom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Abstanpom, she will curse you with boils.

Abstanpom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Abstanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abstanpom's priests.

2. Never record signs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not place spinach upon stone.