Appdaplenbagnarlnab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing weasel.

Appdaplenbagnarlnab created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appdaplenbagnarlnab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appdaplenbagnarlnab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Appdaplenbagnarlnab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Appdaplenbagnarlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never wear white jumpers.