Bepbedpad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive jackal.

Bepbedpad created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbedpad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepbedpad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bepbedpad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bepbedpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat wheat on days of mourning.

3. Do not wear ear rings marked with brown.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with envy.