Doghugdag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane swan.

Doghugdag created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doghugdag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Doghugdag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Doghugdag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Doghugdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to pigs while wearing fawn kilts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.