Karwegdud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy crane.

Karwegdud created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karwegdud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karwegdud, it will not care.

Karwegdud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Karwegdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Remain standing during prayer.