Jandongarvagyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered fairy.

Jandongarvagyatt created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandongarvagyatt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jandongarvagyatt, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jandongarvagyatt's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jandongarvagyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.