Quatdapjon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak meerkat.

Quatdapjon created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdapjon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quatdapjon, it will ignore you.

Quatdapjon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quatdapjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hop near snails.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.