Zodlidpintofbuspid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome wren.

Zodlidpintofbuspid created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlidpintofbuspid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodlidpintofbuspid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zodlidpintofbuspid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zodlidpintofbuspid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Zodlidpintofbuspid loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.