Wipbell Getcepcipkip Pibcartad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable guinea pig.

Wipbell Getcepcipkip Pibcartad created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Wipbell Getcepcipkip Pibcartad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipbell Getcepcipkip Pibcartad, she will think nothing of it.

Wipbell Getcepcipkip Pibcartad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wipbell Getcepcipkip Pibcartad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.