Fliglargcid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able aardvark.

Fliglargcid created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fliglargcid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fliglargcid, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fliglargcid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fliglargcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.