Zedrullpin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humane badger.

Zedrullpin created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedrullpin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zedrullpin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zedrullpin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zedrullpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after monkeys.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.