Flowmumhat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident gnu.

Flowmumhat created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowmumhat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flowmumhat, she will curse you with boils.

Flowmumhat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flowmumhat's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.

5. Flowmumhat must be the most important thing in your life.